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Goat Thing of the Day: Rule #1, Vikings, and Nigerians...

Posted March, 12 2010 on Nanny Goats in Panties

Avid NGIP reader, Carolyn, sent in today's goaty goodies for all of our enjoyment... Photo Credit: Burbia.com Image Credit: neatorama.com via The Oatmeal And those su...

Zen Moment of the Day...

Posted March, 12 2010 on wannasmile.com

Just a gorgeous composition of color… Photo by: David duChemin...

My Bacon Hand is Awesome...

Posted March, 12 2010 on The Junk Drawer

A couple days ago on my lunchtime walk, I purposely avoided a man and his dog while crossing the street because the dog was unleashed. My walking partner asked if I was afraid...

Sticky Gas Pedals ensure Victory for Toyota...

Posted March, 12 2010 on Out of the mouth of Dave

The news about the Toyota recall was everywhere. Here was one of the largest automobile manufacturers in the world being forced to recall millions of cars, as a result of mech...

Just Another Day In Paradise...

Posted March, 12 2010 on Beyond Left Field

Blah! Whatever the hell that means...I've got it. Anyway, I managed to take my roommate to the doctor this morning. After her appointment, she wanted to go to McDonald's. Oh p...

Bloggy Birthdays and Sleeper Posts...

Posted March, 12 2010 on Of Cabbages and Kings

When you get to a certain age, you start to forget things. Like where you put your denture cream. And why you weren't talking to Aunt Laverne for 30 years. And birthdays. Yeah...

The Argument - A Friday Flash 55...

Posted March, 12 2010 on VE's Fantastical Nonsense

“You’re touching me”“No I’m not”“Yes you are”“Technically my finger isn’t actually touching”“Jerk”“I know you are but what am I?”“Oh, I’ll ge...

Snort, Clank, Snort...

Posted March, 12 2010 on Quirkyloon

Oh my heck!You all are NOT going to believe this.The funniest thing happened to me in the car!So I was driving down the street and...No wait.It wasn't that funny after all.Oka...

Now all I need are some Doritos for dessert...

Posted March, 11 2010 on The Jannaverse

"I'm so glad you decided to try vegetarianism today," he smiled proudly. "You'll feel so much healthier, I just know it. ... Uh..."He paused as he watched her unpack her g...

BAREFOOT BUTT...

Posted March, 10 2010 on DEBBIE DOES DRIVEL

Spring has sprung Winter's gone (Pffft! Yeah, right.)Time to drop 10 And put on the thong With the onslaught of the warmer weather, thoughts turn to summer clothes...

Tag Larkin Invites You...

Posted March, 10 2010 on Renal Failure

Avonia the Wiccan Pimp is out on the streets, keeping her pimp hand strong and other pimp-related program activities, when Tag Larkin comes up to her and hands her an envelope...

Puns of Steel, The Poll: Hawaiianpun vs. Dsizzle Rap Battle...

Posted March, 10 2010 on Write in the Kisser

Once upon a time, I challenged a young blogger named Dsizzle to a rap battle for the ages. Though he hasn’t been in the game long, he’s definitely got chops. In fa...

Roll Up The Rim...

Posted March, 9 2010 on Id Rather Be Blogging

First I must preface this post by stating unequivocally that I am not a Tim Horton's person.Gasp you may (I heard you), but this Canuck prefers Starbucks. And not just because...

Money grubbing whores!

Posted March, 8 2010 on This Ain't No Effin Mom blog

Let me tell you, there is truly nothing worse than knowing people that are broke. It's just my luck that I so happen to know many people that are nothing but broke ass bitche...

Don't ever let me teach you to drive. (Don't even bribe me with food!)...

Posted March, 7 2010 on flibbertigibbet

There have been people who were at one time a part of my every day for many years. And now they are...[cue over-dramatic music] but a distant memory, footprints in the sand wa...