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When Watermelons Scream....

Posted March, 16 2010 on The Jannaverse

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THE US SENSELESS 2010...

Posted March, 16 2010 on DEBBIE DOES DRIVEL

Some overly happy Californian must have created that rainbow hand logo,   Did you US residents fill out your census and mail it back in yet?   Me neither. &nb...

Zen Moment of the Day...

Posted March, 16 2010 on wannasmile.com

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What’s Cookin’ in the Carb-Free Zone?

Posted March, 16 2010 on The Junk Drawer

My husband Dave is doing the low-carb thing and this is what I found boiling on the stove on Sunday. Can’t even identify it. I imagine the description on the package rea...

How to have fun while while at the rehab center...

Posted March, 16 2010 on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars

Sure are a lot of hours to fill.Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I spend about 5 hours at dialysis then about 30 minutes in PT.Tuesday, Thursday I spend about 2 hours. Weekends a...

This Prom Has Too Many Queens...

Posted March, 16 2010 on Renal Failure

So I just got back from a trip down to Atlanta that didn’t involve burning it down while I marched to the sea like the Yankee Devil I am (you’re welcome, Georgia...

Abe Lincoln Wants to What My What?

Posted March, 16 2010 on Nanny Goats in Panties

So this guy has an epileptic seizure right behind me at the casino the other night. An older guy. His wife (I assume) was sitting there, casually, like this happens all the ti...

Just Call Me Tyler Durden!

Posted March, 16 2010 on ThinkinFyou

For those of you who are unaware, I, Thinkinfyou  am in the midst of trying to start my own company. Yes, I know, it’s strange but true that a woman who has put all she...

Wheel of Dummies!

Posted March, 16 2010 on Quirkyloon

I made the mistake of watching Wheel of Fortune the other night and remembered why I can't stand the show.And no, it's not Vanna.It's the dummy contestants!"Is there a 'T'?""Y...

Messing with your Mind...

Posted March, 16 2010 on VE's Fantastical Nonsense

I'm going to mess with your memory today....and I'm going to do it visually. No, not those never ending stairs or liberal republicans or anything crazy like that. Instead, let...

Allegory of the Shave...

Posted March, 15 2010 on Write in the Kisser

I realize that the following story is more than a week old at this point; however, I don’t think it received nearly enough exposure (ahem) when it was first published, s...

Daylight Savings Belongs In The Crapper...

Posted March, 15 2010 on Beyond Left Field

Monday: Two skunks, one raccoon and one large bird.... I don't like daylight savings time. I don't like getting up in the dark and going to bed shortly after sunset. I don't l...

Peter Graves, Booth Scrounge and the Mission Impossible...

Posted March, 15 2010 on Of Cabbages and Kings

"Bring me back some Mardi Gras beads. Or a yo-yo. Or food. Or socks. Or a glass of wine."Those were the marching orders to my colleague, Lars. And as the words escaped my lips...

Finally...

Posted March, 13 2010 on Id Rather Be Blogging

Two and a half months.80 days to be exact.We finally went to see Avatar last weekend.Which sounds unbelievable if you know me - the Uber-Geeky-Sci-Fi-Nerd.But something was al...

Sticky Gas Pedals ensure Victory for Toyota...

Posted March, 12 2010 on Out of the mouth of Dave

The news about the Toyota recall was everywhere. Here was one of the largest automobile manufacturers in the world being forced to recall millions of cars, as a result of mech...